Fungus Mungus' Weird Stuff in Japan

A chronicle of general weirdness I've encountered during my stay in Japan.

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Let's see...I'm 30-something years old and I value free time above anything tangible. I also value new experiences. That's why I've been teaching English in Japan the past year and a half. Some days are great...and some are really difficult. But every day is interesting.

Sunday, January 22, 2006

Small Face

In the west, we obsess over having small bodies. There, thin will probably always be in, but in Japan, where many people already have thin bodies, having a chiisai kao, or small face, is a prized attribute. Most of the JPOP idols, many lacking talent, at least have "small faces".


I ran across this little device that is supposed to help the girl achieve the small face of her dreams. Behold, I give you the:

Ofuro de Kogao



Literally meaning "small face in the bath", this nifty little device is designed to be worn in the bath. It supposedly slims your face, giving you that pixish face such as those sported by Ayumi Hamasaki (see my blog post on the Ayumi Van in a previous blog post). I think if small faces make it big in the west, they should market this product as Kogao de Jason.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, some jpop is pretty annoying...

On a related note, have you heard Ayano Tsuji? Guess you could call her a folk singer/ukulele player. Nice to see someone with talent doing well.

Heard an interview with her... guess she wanted to take up folk guitar originally, but her hands were too small to go around the neck. Isn't that just adorable?

- mkultra

1:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I ate his liver with some FAVA BEANS AND A NICE CHIANTI. *sluuuurp*

2:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For more pictures of the smallfaced phenomena, please visit:

smallfaced.tumblr.com

8:34 PM  

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